Best Dick Ever Broekie

The Large Broekie is a serious slab. Here is what you are getting:

• Weight: A whopping 1.3kg
• Portions: Up to 16 generous portions
• Dimensions: 18cm × 18cm

This is not a single-serve treat. It is designed to be shared at a celebration, given as a showstopper gift, or demolished across a few very happy sittings. Fudgy in the middle, crispy on the edges, and every bit as indulgent as it looks.

Each Broekie is handcrafted and hand-shaped. No two are identical - that is the point.

We have done extensive testing on this, so trust us when we say your Broekie will keep far longer than you might expect. Here is what you need to know:

• Best consumed: As soon as possible - the fresher the better
• Recommended window: Within the first 7 days of receiving it
• Maximum shelf life: Up to 2 weeks, stored correctly
• Storage: Keep it in an airtight container at room temperature. That is all you need to do.

If you are pushing it a little on time, do not stress. Just heat your Broekie up for a few seconds in the microwave and it will be basically good as new. The fudgy centre comes right back to life.

We deliver nationwide via express courier.

• Tracking: A tracking number is sent to you as soon as your order is on its way
• Packaging: Every box is packaged specifically for transit to make sure your Broekie arrives in perfect condition

Every order is baked fresh upon confirmation. We do not hold pre-baked stock, so your Broekie is made for you, not pulled off a shelf.

Any message written with custom tempered white chocolate letters on top of your Broekie. Whatever you want to say - we make it happen.

• Up to 3 rows of text, each with a maximum of 7 characters
• Letters, numbers, spaces, and basic punctuation all work well
• We recommend short, punchy messages: HAPPY 30, SO PROUD, I LOVE YOU, GET WELL, THANK YOU

We are happy to write whatever you like swear words included, no judgement here. The only thing we will not write is slurs. Any order containing a slur in the custom message will be cancelled and refunded, regardless of context.

If you are unsure whether your message will fit or look right, drop us a message before ordering and we will confirm.